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lunatics and asylums

pretty soon the only people that will be arsed enough with all the hassles of doing voluntary childrens work will be the paedophiles.

Little Johnny: Mummy can I go and play at Little Harry’s house after school?

LJ’s Mummy:  of course you can Johnny.

LJ’s Mummy: Ah Little Harry’s mummy, my little Johnny wants to come round to play after school.

LH’s Mummy: right, well here’s my CRB check, oh no that’s no good for you, that one is for Little Jenny’s parents, anyway here’s my family’s child protection policy

LJ’s Mummy: Johnny, why don’t you go round to another friends house today?

Little Harry: Mummy, why doesn’t  anyone come to play at my house?